I was overdue for my visit to my dentist (Dr. Loren Wilson, who I highly recommend). No new cavities, but one drilling to replace a bad filling. Quick and painless, thankfully.

On to the story. When I walked in, the receptionist asked “New insurance again?” and I said yes, and handed her the United Healthcare card, and asked if it was any good. “We’ll see,” she said as she copied the card.

I got my cleaning and came out to reception. “It’s MetLife,” she says. “This is the fifth time you’ve had them since you’ve been visiting us.”

Five times, she says. This speaks volumes about my work history.