{"id":115,"date":"2006-12-14T13:16:49","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T17:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/archives\/115"},"modified":"2006-12-14T13:16:49","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T17:16:49","slug":"gifts-for-the-annoying-child-in-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/gifts-for-the-annoying-child-in-your-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Gifts for the Annoying Child in Your Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was pointed to this <a title=\"Radar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radarmagazine.com\/features\/2006\/12\/toys.php\">wicked funny<\/a> article about the 10 most dangerous gifts of the last few decades.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sad to say that I never owned any of them.  My neighbor had Jarts, though, and I loved them.  Then I sent a Jart through the neighbor&#8217;s pool cover.  No more Jarts for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was pointed to this wicked funny article about the 10 most dangerous gifts of the last few decades. I&#8217;m sad to say that I never owned any of them. My neighbor had Jarts, though, and I loved them. Then I sent a Jart through the neighbor&#8217;s pool cover. No more Jarts for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dandunn.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}